Ode to T-birds at Christmastime
Written on December 19th, 2009
by Keith C. Kerber, Assistant Director of Annual Giving
‘Twas the week before Christmas, and all throughout Thunderbird,
Not a student could be seen nor a professor be heard.
To the ends of the earth they all went in a flash,
No hesitation with three weeks sans class.
Why bother reading for semester ahead?
While visions of faraway lands danced in their heads.
Why should they spend the time studying in the IBIC,
When diverse and wild cultures await their first visit.
Now Tammy, now Matt, now Nilufar and John!
Go Amit, go Tekena, go Hieu and Karan.
To Kilamanjaro, to Machu Picchu, or to the Great Wall,
Dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!
Practice those languages and cross-cultural skills,
You’ll put them to use for business and school.
We’ll see you next semester; we trust you’ll return.
Because without you, there would be no Thunderbird.
But don’t stay here forever because we’d rather you go,
Create prosperity all over the globe.
T-birds are all so amazing, there’s no doubt about that
The world needs more Thunderbirds and I’ll drink to that!
In addition to a drink I’m giving a gift to ensure the world has more Thunderbirds? Will you give a gift today? Thank you.
DISCLAIMER: Mr. Kerber claims no poetic brillance. He states that the inspiration for this blog had a lot to do with three things: 1) Hearing about the anticipated adventures amongst T-bird students; 2) recently listening to his children read two famous Christmas poems: Clement Clarke Moore’s, “Twas the Night Before Christmas,” and Dr. Seuss’, “How the Grinch Stole Christmas;” and 3) too much holiday cheer (aka spiked egg nog). But mostly, he says, it has to to with the latter.
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