Suppose your dad is about to undergo open heart surgery. Before the operation, the doctor, a world-class authority in this type of procedure, proposes the following deal: “To begin with I will charge you $500,000 in base pay for my work and the work of my team. If your father survives the operation, we will charge a $1 million bonus. If he survives six months longer you will owe us $2 millon more” Given what’s at stake, you decide to sell the family villa in Cabo San Lucas and accept the deal.
Half-way through the surgical procedure, it becomes clear that the team has made a couple of bad calls and your dad is on the brink of dying. Hospital management makes an executive decision to remove the surgeon and bring a new one to try to unwind the mess caused by the first one.
A couple of hours into the new procedure, the new surgeon comes out of the room and informs you that you need to pony up $6.4 million in so-called “retention bonuses”, not for him, he says, but for the rest of the team. You fuss about it a bit and ask what would happen if you refused to pay the bonus. “Well, your dad could be hurt by losing people who know how to unwind the outstanding issues with his surgery”.
Disturbing tale? Replace a few words in the story and there you have the script of yesterday’s session in congress with AIG’s chairman Edward Liddy.
This is not just about AIG, of course. It is about the distorted and dangerous view of business and management we have created and continue to perpetuate (think agency theory).
I hope some creative mind puts together a “Best of C-Span 08/09″ CD. Between yesterday’s AIG testimony, and last fall’s “Fly-in, Drive out” show featuring the three Detroit executives before Congress, there is enough material for a whole three-credit hour course.